Insult a Day!

When we went shopping in manila i saw this insult a day thing and thought I would buy it. Here are some of my favorite insults:

Day2- Yet another idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain...

Day3- Is your name Laryngitis? Because your a pain in the neck...

Day4- I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter...

Day6- Don't let your mind wander- it's far too small to be let out on its own...

Day8- They say that two brains are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none...

Day14- The smallest minds always have the biggest mouths...

Day16- You are cruelly depriving a village of an idiot...

Day34- Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you... (OUCH.)

Day51- What do you want to do if you grow up... (Did you get it? Or were you to slow?)

Day70- Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? -Mark Twain

Day75- She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon... -Groucho Marx

Day79- That's what they mean by dark and handsome. When it's dark you're handsome...

Day83- Boy: You're the most beautiful looking person I have ever seen. Girl: So what makes you think I would want to talk to you, then?

Day90- You think you're out of this world- and everyone wishes you were...

Day97- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go... - Oscar Wilde

*There are still more but i think 15 will be enough for now ;)